Moped, or is it mo-ped?

Either way, apparently they are embarrassing. I was told today (at the gym, no less) that some guys consider having sex with a fat girl like riding a moped. It's ok as long as your friends don't see it. Hmmpt.

Dan the trainer and I went shoe shopping yesterday. It was a lot like being at the eye doctor. First the guy had me walk down the store and back, then he went and grabbed a few pairs of shoes. He put one shoe on my right foot and a different shoe on my left. I walked around and said the right one felt better. He put a different shoe on my left foot and sent me off again. The left one felt better...and on and on until I had tried on all the shoes he brought out. Finally, it was both shoes from the last two pairs. I've always sworn my New Balance shoes for the gym and I thought for sure that's what I would end up with, but the pair of Brooks felt like heaven.

My new shoes:



Here is the pair Dan bought for himself:



Ha!