Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Roofies and Viagra

Speaking of Dan the trainer, I need to do a better job of posting the conversations we have during our sessions. I have a bunch of drafts started of some of the conversations. One of these days I will clean them up and post.

Anyway, this morning some guy was walking out of the men's locker room in his Navy uniform. I commented that he looked good. Dan asked if I wanted him to get me some roofies to subdue the guy and have my way with him. I said that was really nice, suggesting that the only way I could get a guy is with roofies. Dan back pedaled nicely and said no, he was just making it easier. He said, "Its like corralling deer and then going hunting. You get the one you want and you don't have to spend all day in a deer stand." He took it a step further and suggested I give the guy roofies and Viagra just to make sure he was hard while subdued.

I was concentrating on lifting, so Dan kept up the conversation on his end, "You'd give that to me and I'd wake up 10 minutes later going 'where is Niki?' and I'd be like, I lasted less than 10 minutes even unconscious?"

He does this crap on purpose, too because when I start laughing I can barely lift. Lifting through conversations with Dan has helped my concentration as much as my strength.

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