I didn't even have a training session today.

I thought that after Dan the trainer and I had a long discussion about my menstrual cycle the other day, we had discussed everything. I was wrong. I need to clarify how that conversation even started. It's not like we were working out and I said, "Hey, let me tell you about my period!" Dan was asking questions about how my food has been lately. It's been really good, actually. I've noticed that I have a lot less cravings and I'm not fighting the desire to eat my weight in salty snacks. This has been going on for about 2 months and that's how long I have been off my birth control pills. Coincidence? Maybe. That's how we got on the subject.

I also told Dan the trainer that I wanted to go on the Biggest Loser. He said "I'm going to say no." But, the results are so delicious. That's the word that actually came out of my mouth. Funny how I use a word associated with food to describe weight loss.

Not that I'd let him dictate my decision if I really wanted to do it, but he did make a good point about why I shouldn't do it. He thinks I would get kicked off for yelling at the other people when they started whining. "shut up and move, fatty!" Dan knows me too well.

That was during my last session. I was at the gym doing cardio this afternoon and Dan the trainer came up to chat. How did we get on the subject of midget porn? He said something about spending more money on porn and I said "Why do you think I am broke now?"

His conversation may be unorthodox, but it's one of the reasons I like him so much. He's obviously doing something right with me because somebody I haven't seen in a few weeks told me that I looked smaller. I'll take all the compliments I can get.