Post marital relations

Huh?

Sometimes if I am bored, I will reply to the random Yahoo messages I get.


random guy: hi can we talk
Niki: sure
Random guy: from which place
Niki: nebraska
Random guy: are you maried
Niki: no
Random guy: can we become good friends.

(why am I changing this guys name? I dont know him and dont care about his anonimity...)


gajendraps: have you boy firend
Niki: no
gajendraps: why
Niki: I dont know
gajendraps: great, have you enjoyed post marital relations
gajendraps: reply pls
Niki: thats really none of your business
gajendraps: My appolgies if you have taken it otherwise.
gajendraps: Pls forgive

As entertaining as I think this conversation could be, I'm not really in the mood so I'm ignoring him right now.