Smoking is my anti-food

Remember those commercials for not doing drugs? "Swimming is my anti-drug", "Painting is my anti-drug", etc.

This weekend I had a couple cigarettes and it about killed me. Seriously, I couldn't even climb one flight of stairs without sucking wind. I know it was from the cigarettes because the day before I climbed the same flight of stairs with no problem. I guess every once in a while I need a reminder about why stupid behavior is considered stupid behavior.

I worked out with Dan the trainer today. He explained the meaning of the term "Athletic" when used to describe body type in a personal ad. According to Dan it can mean 3 different things - 1)Tiny, gymnast type, 2) played softball/soccer, has a big ass and big thighs, or 3) plays linebacker for the Huskers. Apparently this applies to girls and guys.

Dan made me weigh today, too. I stood backwards on the scale so I don't know what it said, and I didn't ask.