I finally watched the video tape from my first speech. I look like a fat, toothless hillbilly.
For those of you that don't know me, I have all my teeth, it's just that years of thumb-sucking have pushed my two top, front teeth up a bit. My teeth are straight, they just kinda look a little different and aren't as visible as most peoples.
But, back to my new home on wheels. As hard as it was to watch myself because of my weight, it was even harder to have to look as myself and feel like a hillbilly. I might as well go get some tank tops with pictures of monster trucks and bald eagles. Or, I know!!! Black tank top with a picture of horses on a cliff during a lightning storm.
*sigh*
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Most people feel selfconcious about their appearance, for some reason or another.
Now, speaking of awesome trailer chic, I know a guy who can get you a black light elvis poster...on suede. cheap!
thumbsucking'll do that? no way man. can i share with you that i've been sucking my thumb all my life and have perfect teeth?
you must have sucked hard.
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