Lenny

I stopped at the gas station this morning to get a bottle of water and the following conversation took place in front of the coolers.

 

Some guy:  "Hey, how you doing?"

 

Me:  "Fine, thank you."

 

Guy:  "Hi I'm Lenny, can I ask your name?"

 

*shake hands*

 

Me:  "Hi Lenny, I'm Niki.  It's nice to meet you."

 

Lenny:  "Where is your husband?"

 

Me: "No."

 

Lenny:  "No disrepect.  You are very pretty."

 

Me:  "Thank you, no"

 

Lenny:  "Can I get your number to call you some time?"

 

Me:  "No."

 

Lenny:  "No disrepect, maybe I'll see you around."

 

Me:  "Bye."